I'D RATHER BE SITTING ON YOUR FACE CARD

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I'D RATHER BE SITTING ON YOUR FACE CARD

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Designed + printed by Feminist Goods Co. in Charlotte, North Carolina.

I’d rather be sitting on your face.

— 5” x 7”; printed on white cardstock; black envelope; blank inside

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